Be careful, Useful...don't trust people you meet over the internet...what if Craig's a kidnapper or rapist

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...'cause I think you should only trust people who tell you you're too stupid to look out for yourself.
I'm humming the tune "Craig" by Stephen Lynch right now, for no apparent reason...
A couple classmates of mine went to the local convenience store two weeks ago and bought some liquor and showed up to a school activity evening totally wasted...sucks that I missed that...one of them is actually a straight-A, together person...they have to do several months of community service