[CoffeeShark]

so, I go into the kitchen break room place to get some coffee.

as you know, placing food on the common table means it is shared food. Sometimes there's bagels, or chips and dip, or a vegetable tray. Usually there's nothing, because these stingy bastards rarely put out.

Today, there's a massive, 2-foot, yellow zucchini. no, not cut up, no dip, not cooked, or baked, or anything. Just a fresh from the garden, untouched, yellow zucchini, just sitting there, mocking me.

So I took a huge bite out of it just to make a point.