It's every bit as ugly as you imagined.
but you can upgrade memory! no, nothing else. you can BUY upgrades from US! no, only when you purchase it, not after. No, you'll need to buy a whole new machine when better processors and video cards come out. No, no nvidia cards, just ATI. No, you can't add... anything. except memory!!!
and it's got a big monitor! shiny ooh!
and check out the new extra-stupid keyboard!