Uwe Boll Will Quit Making Movies with 1 Million Signatures
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Ladies and Gentleman, we finally have a chance to rid the cinematic world of a cancer. Uwe Boll, the German director behind such horrid video game adaptations as House of the Dead, BloodRayne, Dungeon Siege and Postal, has recently admitted that he would retire from making movies if enough people want him to stop. When FearNet mentioned to Boll a petition online signed by 18,000 people requesting that he cease making films, Boll responded that “18,000 is not enough to convince me.” So how much would be enough?
Indeed, now we have a goal. All we need is 980,000 more signatures on this petition and we can rid the world of future Boll-directed/produced cinematic atrocities. as my friend Scott Weinberg on Cinematical points out, Tunnel Rats, Far Cry, Zombie Massacre and BloodRayne 3 are already in production. So we might not be able to stop those productions. Be we just might have the ability to prevent a BloodRayne 4 or House of the Dead 3. So sign now!
For the Love of God and all that we hold dear to us. If you live and breathe you should sign this petition. We have got to stop his rampage of failure.
Let him make the movies. They may be terrible, but it's his money. I know I won't be paying to see the movies, but that doesn't mean he should stop making them. Besides, as long as he makes movies, we'll have something to talk about and bash him over.
Let him make the movies. They may be terrible, but it's his money. I know I won't be paying to see the movies, but that doesn't mean he should stop making them. Besides, as long as he makes movies, we'll have something to talk about and bash him over.
you apparently haven't seen the 9/11 boewing jet crash in his movie postal....
Well I never heard of him but I have watched some of his horrible movies and they do suck ass but I don't think we can decide that. I don't know if I wanna sign...yet, but I would like to see if 1 million people will sign it.
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