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    Top Seven Gamers You Can't Stand

    Check out this great article from over on Games Radar...they dig into the top seven stereotypical games we just can't stand.


    7. Frat boys
    Usually plays: Halo 3, Guitar Hero 3
    Favorite snacks: Brewskies, pizza, passed-out sorority chicks
    It's hard to tell when these douche bags are actually playing a game as they're just as likely to yell "Score!" for a C-minus term paper or a well executed date rape as they are a Madden field goal. Their celebrations are somehow simultaneously chauvinistic and homoerotic, and no accomplishment is too meager to warrant a Pabst shotgun or chest bump.

    These ravenous consumers of all things sequel and all things licensed are the undiscerning gamers that lazy publishers wish we all were. Storytelling will be largely overlooked for any kind of multiplayer. Rightly so, since rowdy bro-on-bro competition is the perfect excuse to loudly regurgitate Will Ferrell quotes and call each other "gay" without addressing the thick fog of sexual tension which permeates their Neolithic rituals and ignorant world views.
    Soooo true!

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    Thick fog of sexual tension

    Very nice, Craig.

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    Hah thats great Craig! They forgot the xbox fanboys alongside the PC ones.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fish111 View Post
    Me and my pals try to avoid any mounting of each other at our xbox lan parties
    :eek:

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    rofl, that is great!

    Credit to JFluff for this amazing sig


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    what an awesome write up!

    craig is "Obsessed forum guy"

    LOL!

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    wtf, how did this turn into shat-on-w00tini day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig View Post
    wtf, how did this turn into shat-on-w00tini day!
    :hug:

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    :mad:

    so what if I am angry forum guy

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    then all of us counterstrikers will LOL you to death

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig View Post
    :mad:

    so what if I am angry forum guy
    LAWL!!!!! :werewolf:

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