| My Dream Date with Dwall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True Story
I'm guessing it was sR LAN 2009 at my place, because there was a ton of people from sR there. I don't remember anyone in particular except for Dwall and Tyrant.
The night started as I welcomed everyone into my home, as well as the 2008 New York Giants. I met with Tom Coughlin and told him how awesome he played in the Super Bowl. (i think I was drunk because after I was done talking to him I muttered something like 'you stupid piece of shit') So everyone at the LAN was talking to the players and we were on this giant field that had mysteriously appeared in my back yard. No big deal. Suddenly we all got hungry.
We all decided to go to La Carretta this Mexican place not too far from my house, but we needed to take three cars. I jumped in Dwalls 1983 Cutlass Supreme, as did Tyrant and some other unidentified sR member. I was giving the directions so the rest were following us.
We passed by several buildings in my home town that had suddenly changed shape and sprung up other smaller but weirder buildings. THis confused me and I pointed it out to everyone in the car. All of a sudden Dwall couldn't drive straight. He was on the left side of the road. I grabbed the wheel to help him find his direction and Dwall said something like: "Sorry man, I'm so baked". I guess non of us considered this to be a possibility, even tho we should have, so we continued to drive.
We were approaching an interception with a red light and Dwall again could not drive straight. He kept swerving left and right and left and right and suddenly we came to a stop at the light. Everything was cool for two seconds until Tyrant said: "uhh hey guys, a cop put his lights on who was traveling in the opposite direction as us and was beginning to turn around."
Dwall started driving through the red light, passing several cars that were stopping in front of us and tried to take a right at the interception but he couldn't drive straight. He kept bumping into the curb and finally gave up. We were half on the road and half off the road. Dwall kept muttering "I'm so fucked"
The police car finally reached us and the cop got out to talk to Dwall. Before the cop could say anything Dwall TOOK OFF. He floored it but the cop had grabbed the side of the door and kept yelling "STOP! STOP!" Dwall didn't listen. Tyrant started yelling at Dwall too. I was sitting here watching this whole thing and suddenly realized I too should try and get Dwall to stop. I pulled out the keys in the ignition, the car turned off but Dwall just tried to start the engine again. Finally, he took out this inhaler he had (which at the time i saw it looked more like pepper spray) and sprayed it in my face and the cops face. I opened the door and fell out of the car trying to breath . The cop let go of the door and was also on teh ground. Another police offer was attending me seeing if i was ok, and i looked up and saw Tyrant and the unidentified person just standing there. The cop attending me was a chick, black hair, about 5'7'' athletic looking... doable... I looked up again and saw Dwall's car way off in the distance.
Then I woke up... I think we kicked Dwall out of strafeRight.  | 
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