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Originally Posted by CoffeeShark  |
A minute and 35 in and I've already planned 5 different ways I want him to die.
1) Acme safe falling on his head, which will explode in a very un-cartoonish manner... like a blood-filled cantelope.
2) Piano falls on him- after effects: See Above (this one was disregarded when I realized he'd have to leave his parent's house for it to work. Simply not enough elevation indoors.)
3) Bash out those snaggle teeth with a small hammer, then choke him with his own tongue.
4) Stuff 6 dozen doughnuts down his throat until he chokes.
5) Piranha pool.
"OHMIGOD I'm THO upTHET!" Jesus, get a speech therapist there, Shamu.
"Blisssshhhhhthhhherd? BLISSSSSHHHTHHHHERD? OMG YOU BETHTER GETHT THITHSHT RIGHT!" hahahahahahahha
Dude, by the end, was physically exhausted. From talking. For FOUR MINUTES! He was out of breath and red in the face! I really wonder when he'd walked further than the distance from the computer chair in his bedroom to his parents dinner table?
And I feel the need to shower just from watching all his speech-defect fatty-nerd-fatty spittle flying out of his rage-mouth. Die in a fire, Porkchop.
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