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    f my life

    Just spent the past hour on F*** My Life - FML : Your everyday life stories. .I got a project due in an hour F my life...

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    :rofl:

    Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

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    lol, great site

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    today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. Fml
    lolol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pale.Rider View Post
    lolol
    HAHA

    I like this one:
    Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
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    haha cool. i bookmarked it.
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    Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
    About that....

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    what would have been win is if that happened

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    Lets just say that I cut my own hair from now on

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    loool thats some funny shit
    It's back.

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