| Shady Fireworks.
I got a bunch of fireworks. I called the man friday night, told me to come anytime after 10am sat. morning. I couldn't understand him on the phone at the time, and asked him to text me the address. He said no. I called several times on sat. morning, no answer. I got directions from another shady source. I get to said address, and I can't find fireworks store, or anything related. I realize the store I need to go to is a Shoe store, where there happens to be a massive line waiting to get into the back of the store, no one is looking for shoes. Its finally my turn to go to the back, and there is a giant man guarding the door. I pick out my fireworks, bring my car around back, and see there are 2 uhaul trucks loaded with fireworks, and 5 big guys watching those, and stocking the back room of the store. I go in to get my fireworks, and I see a police officer. Kid bringing out my fireworks starts running, apparently as a joke. I'm freaking out, who runs with a shitload of fireworks in their hands as a joke.
I left out some details, but best fireworks ever. Biggest fireworks ever. I bought something that looked like a mortar shell, but wasn't. It's purpose was to make a loud bang. Set off every car alarm within 30 yards. Best fireworks on the block for sure.
Best part, it was free for me.
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