Far Cry: The Movie

Enderet · #1 (**permalink**) 10-18-2006, 02:37 AM

I dont know if to cry or cheer...

Probably cry though, since Uwe Boll is directing the movie. /puke /slash wrists

What the hell is up with Hollywood giving this horrible horrible man such big game-to-film franchises to massacre?

A Far Cry movie would have been awesome, but i have absolutely no hopes for this movie, and expect it to be probably worse than Doom.

http://movies.ign.com/articles/739/739646p1.html

Craig · #2 (**permalink**) 10-18-2006, 02:51 AM

o m g

This stinks like teh pew all the way from the future

sweetness · #3 (**permalink**) 10-18-2006, 03:18 AM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0400426/

crazy, the guy is also doing a movie for postal soon.

personally i think the story has potential but will probably end up sucking sadly.

Yang88She · #4 (**permalink**) 10-18-2006, 04:27 AM

sigh, another way for hollywood to ruin another great gaming franchise

Senses · #5 (**permalink**) 10-18-2006, 09:27 AM

well it looks like this one is for release in Germany, and because Uwe Boll is doing it. Its gonna fail

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgecrusherhalo

if wont be in tropical islands, it'll be on mars. jack will be hispanic, oriental, or a black woman. it wont be mercenaries, it will be the mafia. jack will probably mutate into a dinosaur or something. there will be zombies, vampires, and/or creatures of the dark maybe??

but seriously, i bet that its not in a tropical island setting, itll probably be a jungle or rainforest, which is close, but not right. jack will probably mutate WAY more excessively than hes supposed to. there will be a creature or creatures that werent even in the game. anyone?

LAWL

tate · #6 (**permalink**) 10-18-2006, 02:41 PM

Its going to SUCK!

Squirr3l_Ma5t3r · #7 (**permalink**) 10-20-2006, 04:39 AM

HIs movies have to be making money somehow if he's able to repeatedly crap out such horrible movies. I think I read something about him being able to make them in some other country (Germany maybe?) for really cheap somehow. I'll have to find the article.

Z · #8 (**permalink**) 10-20-2006, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senses

well it looks like this one is for release in Germany, and because Uwe Boll is doing it. Its gonna fail

LAWL

I wish that was a LAWL.

The reason Uwe Boll makes such bad movies is because he always alters it. Always, to how he wants it. It gets to the point the movie is linked to the game in name only.

Seriously though, a cookies says it'll remain tropical, but the unknown force is going to become Nazis and it's going to be an alien they vivisected that is the source of the mutagen.

FuzzyLogik · #9 (**permalink**) 10-20-2006, 02:16 PM

Rofl