I'd counter with a suitable punishment- Forcing his wallpaper to change to a montage of nekkid Madeline Albright, Helen Thomas, and Hillary Clinton. For a month. That'll learn 'em.
Here's a teaser:
Winter storm warning 30 minutes out, day off from work, so my plans are Chinese buffet lunch, seeing The Number 23, and hopefully not getting t-boned by some idiot in a 2WD pickup.