The P.W.T.F.Y.W.A.M.S.S.R. Thread - Page 1329

FuzzyLogik · #**13281** (**permalink**) 03-20-2007, 12:58 PM

"A babe, a stogie, and a bottle of Jack. That's what I need right now."

Duke Muses on his recent defeat of the Rigelations, his voice raspy even in his thoughts. After single-handedly saving earth -- again -- he was ready for a long period of lying the hell down.

"And no more freakin' aliens."

Just then, a white-hot plasmatic blast punched through the hull of his cruiser. Klaxans flared, warning lights flashed, and static filled his monitors. He flipped on his comm.

"Hey, anybody out there? I got a little probl..." Duke started.

"Mayday! Mayday!" the radio replied. "Los Andeles is under attack! There are aliens everywhere, and they've mutated the LAPD. Is anyone there? We need help!--". The transmission went silent.

"Great," Duke grumbled as his careening ship missed a skyscraper. "What's the problem with all these aliens attacking Earth anyway? How many alien races have to get their asses kicked?"

Duke slammed his fist into the waiting eject button.

"I guess one more."

DennyCrane · #**13282** (**permalink**) 03-20-2007, 12:59 PM

wow, busy day.
Howzzitgoin eh?

Dukefrukem · #**13283** (**permalink**) 03-20-2007, 01:02 PM

And no more freakin' aliens

DEX · #**13284** (**permalink**) 03-20-2007, 01:23 PM

hey guys just checkin on my lunch break, enjoy the rest of your day.

FuzzyLogik · #**13285** (**permalink**) 03-20-2007, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dukefrukem

And no more freakin' aliens

Too late, you have to go out and kick ass now Duke.

Tulkas · #**13286** (**permalink**) 03-20-2007, 01:40 PM

Whats up everyone. So I had another test today, I think I did O.K. on this one. My surprise for the day was going to the next class, and a few people being there. I checked my e-mail from my phone, and what do you know...class was canceled. I forgot the prof. canceled it last week.

I'm such a duumbas$.

CoffeeShark · #**13287** (**permalink**) 03-20-2007, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chocolate city

"Ladies and gentlemen, what happened in New Orleans could happen anywhere," Nagin reportedly told a crowd of representatives from newspapers that target African-American readers. "They are studying this model of natural disasters, dispersing the community and changing the electoral process in that community." According to the Post, Nagin went on to deride an unnamed white candidate who opposed him in his bid for reelection as "the golden boy," and that his vow that New Orleans would remain a majority black city had stirred forces against him. "Everybody in America started to wake up and say, 'Wait a minute. What is he doing? What is he saying? We have to make sure that this man doesn't go any further,'" Nagin said, the Post reported over the weekend.

They? oh no, it's THEY!

//you're the retards that voted Nagin back in, you're stuck with him.