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07-21-2008, 10:57 AM
|  | strafeRight4Dead | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: DeeDot SeaDot
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| | | Road Rage is a misdemeanor Well well well. Where to begin!
I met up with the skirt to see the Dark Knight. She found a showtime and said she would purchase tickets online then meet me. Three hours later, she is late, there is a huge line, the show is sold out, and she tells me: "oh, I thought that since tickets were available online I could just buy them when I got here!"
Facepalm.
The rest of the shows were sold out until 1050PM.
Epic Facepalm.
I get the idea of relocating to a different theater to try our luck. So, we're driving through fairly heavy trafficand get stopped by a red light. Turns out I'm stopped in front of the exit to a 7-11 and blocking some guy from making his turn. He honks his horn to let me know I'm in his way and I inch up as far as I can, almost touching the bumper of the car in front of me.
The skirt is behind me and inches back in reverse to give this guy room. Still not enough, so he leans on his horn and gives me the finger. I look at him, look at the car in front of me, laugh to myself a bit, look back at him, and return the gesture. He continues to lean on his horn and shout obscenities.
I turn away and while waiting for the light to turn and cars to move, this douchebag jumps out of his car and approaches my drivers side window to scream some more. I don't even turn to him. The light turns and we're getting ready to move, so on his way back to his car I hear a loud crash. This fucker put his bare hand through my rear window, the one with the defroster elements.
His bare fucking hand. I was like WTF?!
So I jumped out of my car as I was THIS close to beating his fucking ass in the middle of the street in front of a lot of people but he sped off before I could get close enough. Pussy.
Anyway, here are pics.
Haha that last one was my brilliant scotch tape and 7-11 bag solution for rain prevention. I'm like fucking MacGyver!! | 
07-21-2008, 10:59 AM
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 : 89 th | | | so... he's paying for the window right? | 
07-21-2008, 11:13 AM
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 : 62 nd | | | Wow, he did all that with his bare hand, must have been a big dude.
He better be paying for that.
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07-21-2008, 11:17 AM
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| | | holy crap. yeah, the guys goina pay right?
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07-21-2008, 11:20 AM
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 : 69 th | | | what a bitch.
but that guy was an asshole.
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07-21-2008, 11:30 AM
|  | Fish with 1's | | Join Date: Dec 2006
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| | | Wait, so did you mention the heating elements for a reason?
I didnt think about them til u mentioned it, but would they do any damage to the dudes hand, more than of course said broken glass.
what a whacko, u get hit plate# ?
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07-21-2008, 11:43 AM
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 : 42 nd | | | dude thats crazy. I'm sure he is regretting punching your window though. His hands gotta hurt like a bitch
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07-21-2008, 11:50 AM
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Wait, so did you mention the heating elements for a reason?
I didnt think about them til u mentioned it, but would they do any damage to the dudes hand, more than of course said broken glass.
what a whacko, u get hit plate# ?
| more expensive usually, i know that.
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07-21-2008, 11:54 AM
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 : 13 th | | | I would have F'ed that dude up, I've had a similar situation b4. I don't know if you found this dude to pay for it but is seems that the cops could look at the 7-11 survellience video ( I am sure they have one being that 7-11 is always getting robbed) and get this dude. Ususally when people act crazy like that, the first thing i do is remember their licenese plate so if they do anything and run, i still got em. I have had a guy literally push me with his truck and then sped off. He thought he got away but I turned his ass in and that mofo ass got fined $8,500, his license got suspended for 2 years plus I made him pay to get the very small dent off my bumper lol It cost him like $60 But hey he did it, I sure wasn't going to pay for it.
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07-21-2008, 12:26 PM
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| | | That's pretty lame. I would have at least hopped in the car and followed him to get his license plate number.
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