The Great Site of the Working People

[Caplax]

I'm not sure if this one particular site has been brought up, so I'm sorry if its a re-post.

I work at a movie theater, we get the worst people ever to come into our theaters, some customers are good, but the others can be well, to say the last, shitty. With that in mind my friend showed me an amazing site:
Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes

Basically it show how stupid people can be. Its worth a look at, It made my day several times.

As an Example....

Quote:

(I go to a table of four, a mom and dad and two kids who are ready to order.)

Husband: “How big are your pizzas?”

Me: “They are 10 inch pizzas, sir.”

Husband: “Well how big is 10 inches?

(And before I can answer, the wife chimes in.)

Wife: “You wouldn’t know anything about 10 inches, dear.”

(I stood there for a moment with my mouth open, before I ran to the wait station and started laughing hysterically.)

[Tulkas]

Good stuff

[DennyCrane]

"I know your people didn't rotate my tires. I marked my hubcaps!"

[CoffeeShark]

rofl denny

[Caplax]

I spend hours just reading these.

[Tulkas]

they are good. I can't wait to read some from the Auto section in Buffalo, NY and know that its from DC

[Caplax]

Quote:

Lady Looking At A Coat: “Oh, I don’t know if I can afford it!”

Lady’s Mother: “You’ll have to sell your body on the street to pay for it, hun.”

[Jfluff]

What just happened?

I'm not really sure

[Tulkas]

All of them are just too funny.

(A guy has been leaning over the counter trying to chat me up while I rang up his purchases. Finally, he notices the rings on my finger.)

Customer: “Oh, you’re married?”

Me: “Yes.”

Customer: “Don’t you find that puts guys off?”

[Caplax]

It's amazing how stupid people can be