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08-26-2008, 12:21 AM
|  | is at basic trainin! | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fort Bragg, NC
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Originally Posted by DennyCrane
Take my news report for a Soviet invasion of Cincinnati and replace Godless Russians with Godless Aliens.
<<Didn't win the Buckeye News Hawk Award 3 times for nothing.
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Originally Posted by VincentVega
It does not work that way!!!!!
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08-26-2008, 12:26 AM
|  | Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The arctic North Coast
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| | | No, no, no... they're not zombies, they're GODLESS ALIENS!
Ooohhhhh!!!!! brb, my Sneaky Snooper is here.
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08-26-2008, 12:27 AM
|  | Got MVP As Spy | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chicago
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| | | Don't worry, I'll sap their motherships from orbit
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08-26-2008, 12:28 AM
|  | sR Resident Gun Nut | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: College Station, TX
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| | | shoop da woop
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08-26-2008, 12:30 AM
|  | Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The arctic North Coast
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| | False alarm. No package from Battlecreek, MI.
I did receive 2 more Buckeye News Hawk awards, though.
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08-26-2008, 02:07 AM
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08-26-2008, 06:17 AM
|  | Better then RobxEdge | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In the Boot Room in Assault
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| | I say we avoid getting anal probed.
That would ruin someones day.
Also I found this for the win: Worst-Case Scenarios: How To Foil An Alien Abduction - Popular Mechanics Quote: |
Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, body probes, etc.).
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Have fun with that one.....
And it also scares me that some people, who will not be named, know so much about nukes... *Hides under bed*
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08-26-2008, 08:42 AM
|  | Jack pwns my FACE | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Well above sea level.
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Originally Posted by CoffeeShark
the laws of physics apply to aliens, too.
that is, when they get to Texas, they will all be gunned down by 95 year old grannies with shotguns.
In reality, Aliens will know this, and stick to Europe.
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Just like any invading country/entity would find... not just our military has guns lol.
But i'd be up in the mountains. easy to hide and pick off them fellers as they try to hike. heh!
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That's now my pat answer for anything the Office Idiot says to me... "I have balls of steel... I have balls of steel.. ballsballsballsballsballs.... Blow it out your ass"
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08-26-2008, 08:50 AM
|  | DAMNIT | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Duluth, MN
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Originally Posted by knife rush ftw
No it's not, you'd need way more than that. The Tsar Bomba was already 50 MT, and it only killed a few dozen miles radius. And a sphere gains area much more rapidly than its radius, so you'll need bigger and bigger bombs just to cover the same increase in radius increase.
| Sorry, that was my mistake, I meant to say 1000 megatons. If 10, 100 megaton bombs were detonated in different locations they would have the capability to put enough dust and ash into the atmosphere to block out all sunlight.
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08-26-2008, 09:36 AM
|  | I hate vans | | Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Minneapolis
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Originally Posted by TaxiDriver
Sorry, that was my mistake, I meant to say 1000 megatons. If 10, 100 megaton bombs were detonated in different locations they would have the capability to put enough dust and ash into the atmosphere to block out all sunlight.
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