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Old 06-15-2008, 12:57 AM
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Cracked: Five Reasons Why GTA IV Sucks


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Like almost every other being on this planet with functional eyes and opposable thumbs, I've spent the last month playing Grand Theft Auto IV and neglecting my loved ones.

I've only just now gotten beyond the novelty factor of Liberty City enough to honestly consider the game itself, and I have reluctantly come to this conclusion:

It is shit. It's repetitive, poorly implemented, riddled with design flaws, awkward, and above all, glitchy. Yet I understand every word of gushing praise. Everything the reviewers say about the city and its scale is absolutely true.
Now them's is some fightin' words pard!

Source: 5 Reasons GTA IV Is The Worst Great Game Ever Made | Cracked.com
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Old 06-15-2008, 02:04 AM
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I agree with everything said. I consistantly find myself playing COD4 and AOE3 instead of GTA IV. And I do miss some of the massiveness of San Andreas. Like I want to earn my max bike skill again.
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Old 06-15-2008, 02:07 AM
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Sucks seems a bit harsh, but a few check points here and there would be a welcome sight. The game shouldn't be 100 hours long because I have to play every mission 3 times.

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Old 06-15-2008, 02:24 AM
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One mission, one try. If I do not beat a mission on the first try the game must be started over from the beginning. I take my GTA seriously and haven't had to do this since GTA3. It happened once and will never happen again. Almost happened in that mission where you take out the managers.
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Old 06-15-2008, 02:48 AM
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My biggest frustration was definitely the long missions without checkpoints. For example the race. How many times do I have to get the stupid car again across town. Just teleport me back to the start line and be done with it.
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Old 06-15-2008, 06:27 AM
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Consider the previous game had a larger gameplay area, more missions, more characters, more vehicles, more special vehicles (not cars), etc, etc. The new game has EYE CANDY locations people can relate to and that's it.
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Old 06-15-2008, 09:16 AM
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Haven't played GTA in over a month. Its a decent game but in no way did it ever deserve a 10. Prolly take it back for trade in soon, and I dont think I've even reached the 50% mark.
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Old 06-15-2008, 03:41 PM
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One mission, one try. If I do not beat a mission on the first try the game must be started over from the beginning. I take my GTA seriously and haven't had to do this since GTA3. It happened once and will never happen again. Almost happened in that mission where you take out the managers.
why not just start from the last save?
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Old 06-15-2008, 03:42 PM
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why not just start from the last save?
becaus the man takes his GTA seriously.
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Old 06-15-2008, 04:00 PM
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