Large Hadron Collider

[DennyCrane]

So, what if a spider was in the LHC tube when it fired, and it got bombarded with gamma rays, boson-higgs particles, etc and it were to bite some young, plucky student there on an internship?

[CoffeeShark]

in real life, it would kill the bitch

[useful_idiot]

yeah, that shit would morph into the size of a passenger bus.

[chode_messiah]

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Originally Posted by DennyCrane

Yeah, but for the first time, no scientist will go on record saying there's no chance for catastrophe. All they'll commit to is a very very small chance.

Either way I win. If I'm right we're all fine, if we get sucked into singularity then no one will know I was wrong anyways.

[DennyCrane]

I should sell LHC Disaster insurance. Talk about win/win.

[Bojingles]

Quote:

Originally Posted by chode_messiah

Either way I win. If I'm right we're all fine, if we get sucked into singularity then no one will know I was wrong anyways.

Exactly.

[panic!]

Stop moving threads around! Making me think I'm in some kind of crazy time warp.

omg head crab infestation, brb.

[Craig]

zomg the collision happened and Panic! is lost!!

[CoffeeShark]

i, for one, welcome our Planet of the Apes future

[Lawson]

without mark walberg