The 2013 NFL Football Thread

[DennyCrane]

Are you ready for some football?

Well, the Bills aren't. They're getting obliterated by the Patriots early in the first quarter.

Before the game, we saw the new NFL rules on what can and cannot be brought into the game go into effect. And, here's Officer Porkchop from the Sheriff's Department just makin' sure everything's cool. And, to snatch up any banned confection that someone tried to smuggle in.

[Bojingles]

Zippers?

[DennyCrane]

Heh, I'll get a better picture of that sign. From the NFL site-

Are seat cushions allowed to be carried into the stadium?

Only approved seat cushions may be carried into the stadium. Large traditional seat cushions that have pockets, zippers, compartments, or covers are not permitted. Clear seat cushions and seat pads without pockets, zippers, compartments, or covers are permitted.

2013 Stadium Bag Policy

[VincentVega]

what the hell is wrong with this country?

today it's seat cushions. Tomorrow, you won't be able to bring your neck-seeking helicopter to the game.

[DennyCrane]

I don't know if it was the Bills playing extra well or the Pats playing extra bad... but it was a close game.

[Bojingles]

The NY Giants practically handed Dallas that win.

[Gantua]

Did you have any problems getting your camera into the stadium? Last game I went to they hassled me about having a telephoto lense.

[DennyCrane]

I didn't go into the game, but in recent years, cameras with lenses under 12" were allowed in. My Canon 70-300mm lens is just under the wire.

[Bojingles]

Jets and Patriots game looked ugly.

[DennyCrane]

Brady's gonna be in trouble unless the noobs on his team don't step up. This barely squeeking by shit won't carry too long.