OMFG LMFAO
"the aliens were from half-life in disguise"
"master 'chef' who constantly wears a suit of armor that probably is in dying need of odor eaters by this point"
"has a friend who's basically the black guy from predator"
Hahhaha he says the guns look like they were manufactured by Mattel, the people who make Barbie.. LMFAO
Dude, I'm watching all his reviews. This guy is awesome!
"Halo is more popular than God"